Linkage: I Said Arch Your Back, Goddammit
A insider’s view on the excess that is destroying the Worldwide Leader [ESPN]
The U.S. Pole Dancing Championships is not an event for aspiring strippers. Right. [With Leather]
Apparently humans survived that whole “end of the world in 2012″ thing [Gizmodo]
The only more nonsensical than committing murder in the name of soccer is spelling equalizing with an “S” [Uncoached]
Doctors rob this poor kid of a lifetime of belly-to-back threesomes [Asylum]
We never knew Christiano Ronaldo had a little brother [HCwDB]
Steve-O will let an adult sand crab vice-clamp his testicles, but he won’t do the flamenco with a bad back [Us Magazine]
Your next U.S. Pole Dancing champion [WWTDD]
So, Obama’s not a socialist? Well, we can put that one to rest [Drudge Report]
This may hurt Dwayne Johnson’s chances of landing his own Nickelodeon program [Sports by Brooks]













